Beverly Hills, CA – Chaos erupted at the iconic Wonder World Rollercoaster this afternoon as Detroit detective Axel Foley, temporarily residing in Los Angeles to assist with a minor narcotics investigation, found himself unexpectedly plunged into a high-speed adventure aboard the thrill ride. The incident resulted in a complete shutdown of the attraction and left witnesses reeling.

According to eyewitness accounts, Foley, who had been enjoying a rare day off, decided to test his luck on the Wonder World, reportedly seeking a “little adrenaline” after a particularly grueling stakeout. Witnesses describe him engaging in a spirited, if somewhat unorthodox, conversation with a park employee before hopping aboard. The ride quickly gained momentum, but rather than adhering to the standard procedures, Foley reportedly began improvising, attempting to “feel the rhythm” of the machine.

“He was just… yelling at the coaster,” recounted park employee Maria Sanchez, visibly shaken. “He kept saying things like, ‘Let’s get this party started!’ and ‘Don’t be afraid to feel the burn!’ It was… intense.”

The ride’s operators, alerted to Foley’s unusual behavior, attempted to stop the ride, but he skillfully – and allegedly recklessly – manipulated the controls, resulting in a near-complete derailment. The coaster came to a jarring halt just feet from the loading platform, narrowly avoiding a collision with a group of startled tourists.

“I thought I was a goner,” stated tourist David Miller, who was standing nearby. “One minute I was waiting for my turn, the next I was watching this guy, Axel Foley, practically wrestling with a giant metal beast. It was insane!”

Authorities are currently investigating the incident, and while no serious injuries were reported, the city’s Parks and Recreation Department has launched an immediate review of the Wonder World’s safety protocols. “Mr. Foley’s actions demonstrate a disregard for established safety guidelines,” stated Parks Director Harold Perkins in a brief press conference. “We’re taking this very seriously.”

Foley himself was unavailable for comment, reportedly enjoying a celebratory plate of pancakes at a local diner. The incident is likely to generate significant media attention and could have lasting repercussions for the detective’s already complicated stay in Los Angeles.