Philadelphia, PA – Chaos erupted at the lavish wedding reception hosted by Frank Wheeler (played by Steve Martin) last night after Maggie Fitzgerald (played by Julia Roberts) suffered a dramatic third altar collapse, sending a cascade of wedding decorations and guests scattering across the grand ballroom. The incident, which occurred shortly after the vows were exchanged, has thrown the entire event – and potentially Maggie’s future – into disarray.

Initial reports indicate that the collapse, the third such incident in as many attempts to solidify her commitment to Frank, occurred as Maggie was attempting to place the final floral arrangement on the altar. Witnesses described a sudden and unexpected instability, leading to a spectacular cascade of roses, ribbons, and a considerable amount of meticulously arranged confetti. The resulting scene resembled a blizzard of festive materials.

“It was… intense,” recounted a visibly shaken catering staff member, identified only as Ben. “One minute she was carefully positioning the peonies, the next, *poof*, everything went flying. It was like a floral explosion. I’ve never seen anything like it.”

The immediate aftermath saw a scramble to clear the debris and assess any injuries. Thankfully, no serious injuries were reported, though several guests sustained minor scrapes and bruises. However, the event has undoubtedly exacerbated the already strained relationship between Maggie and Frank.

“Honestly, I’m starting to think this whole marriage thing isn’t for me,” Frank reportedly told a close friend shortly after the incident, according to a source within the Wheeler household. “She’s clearly having a crisis. I just don’t know how to fix this.”

Adding to the drama, the wedding planner, Mr. Morrison (played by Tom McCarthy), was overheard expressing concerns about the potential implications for his business. “This is… unprecedented,” he stated, visibly flustered. “I’ve planned hundreds of weddings, and never have I witnessed anything remotely like this. My reputation is on the line!”

As of this evening, Maggie Fitzgerald remains at the reception, reportedly attempting to salvage the situation, though her future with Frank – and the wedding itself – hangs precariously in the balance. The incident has prompted a review of the reception’s structural integrity, with concerns raised about the stability of the altar itself. Further updates will be provided as this developing story unfolds.