**Little Puddleton, Dorset –** A daring and unprecedented escape attempt unfolded late last night at Thornfield Manor, culminating in a dramatic rooftop breach and the launch of a makeshift Zeppelin. Authorities are scrambling to contain the situation and assess the full extent of the disruption to the region.

The events began shortly after 10:00 PM when a coordinated group of chickens, led by the charismatic Rocky, initiated a complex plan to break free from the notorious Colonel Curtis’s farm. Initial reports suggest the chickens, utilizing a combination of meticulous planning and surprisingly effective leverage involving discarded farm equipment, overwhelmed security measures. A significant portion of the group successfully infiltrated the manor’s rooftop, a feat previously considered impossible due to the sheer height and reinforced netting.

Witnesses describe a chaotic scene as the chickens, utilizing a repurposed canvas sheet, straw, and a series of strategically placed pulleys, constructed a rudimentary Zeppelin. Just before midnight, the craft, christened “The Freebird,” launched, soaring over the surrounding countryside.

“Honestly, I’ve never seen anything like it,” stated farmer Giles Higgins, who observed the launch from his property. “They were using old burlap sacks for the wings, and a watering can for the rudder! It was…remarkable, if a little terrifying.”

The launch caused immediate disruption to the area. Several livestock trailers were overturned in the ensuing panic, and a significant number of hens were briefly detained by local constables before being released. Colonel Curtis himself has issued a statement vowing to pursue the escapees relentlessly. “They will not escape!” he bellowed during a press conference this morning. “I will bring them back, feathers and all!”

However, the success of the escape has already sparked debate about the farm’s security protocols and the potential for future attempts. Experts are speculating on whether this marks a turning point in the ongoing chicken liberation movement.

The Freebird is currently believed to be headed towards the coast, with early tracking estimates placing it approximately 50 miles out. Authorities are coordinating with the Coast Guard to ensure the safety of both the chickens and the public. The situation remains fluid, and we will continue to provide updates as they become available.