Dallas, Texas – A wave of confusion and disbelief is sweeping across the nation following a shocking incident in Dealey Plaza this afternoon. Witnesses report a sudden eruption of violence culminating in the apparent assassination of President John F. Kennedy. Initial reports are still fragmented, but multiple sources confirm a single gunshot was fired at approximately 12:30 PM Central Time, striking the presidential limousine as it passed through the area.

Forrest Gump, a local shrimp fisherman, was reportedly in Dealey Plaza observing the motorcade when the incident occurred. He described the scene as “like a whirlwind, just a big, fast whirlwind.” According to Mr. Gump, he saw “a man with a hat and a rifle, just standing there. It was all so quick.” He added, “I just kept running, like I always do, you know? Didn’t think much of it at the time, just kept moving.”

Local authorities have cordoned off the area and are conducting a full investigation. Police Chief Lewman issued a brief statement, urging the public to remain calm and cooperate with law enforcement. “We are dealing with a serious and unprecedented situation,” he stated. “Our priority is to identify and apprehend the individual responsible for this heinous act.”

The immediate aftermath saw a chaotic scramble as onlookers fled the plaza, many seeking refuge in nearby businesses. Witnesses described scenes of panic and confusion, with rumors spreading rapidly. One witness, Mrs. Evelyn Hayes, who was selling flowers across the street, stated, “It was terrible. Just awful. I saw people screaming, running… I’ve never seen anything like it.”

The implications of this event are, as yet, unclear. The Vice President, Lyndon B. Johnson, has been sworn in as President. The nation is holding its breath, grappling with the sudden loss of a beloved leader. Mr. Gump, seemingly unfazed by the unfolding drama, was last seen heading towards a nearby ice cream parlor, saying, “I reckon things are gonna be different now. Always have been, you know?”

The investigation is ongoing, and we will continue to provide updates as they become available. The nation mourns, and the world watches.