Queens, NY – A planned, clandestine elopement took an unexpected turn last night as a lavish Korean wedding banquet, hosted by Mrs. Kim, abruptly halted a couple’s attempt to flee the country. The event, intended to be a quiet, private affair for her grandson, David Sun, and his fiancée, Emily Chang, instead became the focal point of a chaotic scene involving family, tradition, and a considerable amount of kimchi.

The incident unfolded at the Kim family’s opulent residence in Forest Hills. David and Emily, hoping to escape the pressures of their families and the impending marriage, had arranged to meet a private driver outside the house at 8:00 PM. However, Mrs. Kim, renowned for her meticulous planning and unwavering adherence to Korean customs, had other ideas. She’d secretly orchestrated a full-blown wedding celebration, complete with a traditional procession, elaborate food displays, and a large gathering of relatives – including David’s notoriously critical father, Mr. Sun.

“It was… overwhelming,” recounted a visibly shaken Mr. Chang, speaking to reporters outside the residence. “One minute we were discussing the logistics of our escape, the next we were surrounded by aunts, uncles, and enough side dishes to feed a small army. Honestly, I didn’t know where to look.”

The sudden shift in plans caused immediate panic. David and Emily attempted to make a swift exit, but were blocked by Mrs. Kim, who, according to witnesses, declared, “A wedding is a sacred event! You cannot simply abandon it! It’s disrespectful to the ancestors!” Mr. Sun, meanwhile, reportedly delivered a lengthy, impassioned speech about the importance of family and honoring tradition, culminating in a stern warning about the consequences of disobeying his wishes.

“My father just looked at me and said, ‘You’re wasting your life running away from responsibility,'” Emily Chang said, struggling to contain her frustration. “It’s… a lot to process.”

As of this morning, David and Emily remain at the residence, effectively trapped until the family can reach an agreement. The wedding banquet continues, albeit with a decidedly strained atmosphere. Experts predict the situation could escalate further as the day progresses, highlighting the deep-rooted cultural clashes at the heart of the Sun family’s predicament. The ramifications for David and Emily’s future remain uncertain.