HILL VALLEY, PA – Residents of Hill Valley are reeling after a truly unprecedented medical event occurred earlier this morning at St. Jude’s Hospital. Sarah and George Banks, expecting their first child, gave birth to identical twins, George and Lucy, within a remarkably short timeframe – a mere six minutes. The event has triggered a significant surge in hospital resources and raised numerous questions about the biological mechanisms involved.

The initial delivery of George Banks was reported at 8:17 AM, followed immediately by the arrival of Lucy Banks at 8:23 AM. Hospital staff described the situation as “utterly bewildering” and “something they’d only read about in theoretical biology texts.” Dr. Dean Gregory, Chief of Obstetrics, stated, “We’ve never seen anything like it. The physiological processes involved in such rapid and synchronized deliveries are… remarkable. Frankly, it’s a medical anomaly of the highest order.”

The hospital is currently operating at maximum capacity, with a significant increase in demand for neonatal care and support staff. Local authorities have issued a statement urging residents to remain calm and avoid unnecessary travel to the hospital. “We understand this is a concerning situation,” said Sheriff Michael Hyatt in a press conference this afternoon, “but we want to assure the public that we are doing everything possible to manage the situation and ensure the wellbeing of both the babies and the staff.”

Adding to the already complex circumstances, a frantic phone call from Sarah Banks was received approximately 15 minutes after the twins were born. “George! They’re… they’re both perfect,” she reportedly exclaimed, her voice choked with emotion. “But… how? I just… I don’t understand!”

The Banks family, understandably, are now grappling with the enormity of the event. Mr. Banks, a local inventor, was reportedly seen pacing outside the hospital, muttering about “quantum entanglement” and “the possibilities.” “It’s… it’s like something out of a science fiction film,” he told reporters. “I always knew I was a bit of a dreamer, but this… this is beyond anything I could have imagined.”

Medical professionals are now working around the clock to monitor the babies’ health and conduct further research into the circumstances surrounding their birth. The event has undoubtedly put Hill Valley on the map, raising questions about the limits of human biology and the enduring mysteries of the universe. Further updates will be provided as they become available.