Harmony Creek, Montana – A seemingly minor malfunction at the popular Snack Shack eatery resulted in a significant aquatic event this afternoon, as a rogue hot dog roller careened into the establishment’s outdoor pool. Initial reports indicate a significant disruption to the afternoon rush and a considerable amount of mustard-stained swimwear.

The incident occurred around 2:17 PM Mountain Time. Witnesses describe a sudden, unexpected acceleration of the automated hot dog roller, a mainstay of the Snack Shack’s operation, causing it to veer off its designated track and directly into the shallow end of the pool. The force of the impact sent a cascade of hot dogs, buns, and condiments splashing into the water, creating a sticky, meaty mess.

“It was… intense,” recounted Mildred Higgins, a regular customer who was enjoying a lemonade at a nearby table. “One minute I was debating between a chili dog and a corn dog, the next I was dodging projectiles of processed meat. Honestly, it was like a miniature, very messy, apocalypse.”

Staff at the Snack Shack immediately initiated emergency protocols, including a rapid deployment of absorbent towels and a frantic effort to salvage the remaining inventory. Owner, Earl Peterson, appeared visibly distressed. “This is… this is a disaster!” he exclaimed, wringing his hands. “The hot dog roller is our livelihood! We’ve invested years in perfecting this system. Now look at it – submerged in condiments!”

The Harmony Creek Fire Department responded to the scene, primarily to assist with the cleanup and to ensure no one was injured. While no one sustained serious injuries, several patrons reported minor skin irritation and a pervasive aroma of processed meat.

The Snack Shack is currently closed indefinitely as the extent of the damage is assessed and the hot dog roller undergoes a thorough inspection. Mr. Peterson stated that they are “exploring all options,” including a complete overhaul of the system. “We’re going to need a bigger pool, frankly,” he added with a defeated sigh. The incident has already sparked a lively debate on social media regarding the safety of the Snack Shack’s automated food delivery system.