Moab, Utah – Authorities are currently investigating a complex and audacious bank robbery that unfolded earlier this morning in Moab, Utah, involving two individuals identified as “Bodhi” and “Tyler” – aliases used by the subjects of ongoing federal investigation, Point Break. The operation, described by law enforcement as “remarkably sophisticated and dangerously executed,” targeted the First National Bank of Moab, resulting in significant property damage and several minor injuries.

The incident began at approximately 9:15 AM local time. Witnesses reported seeing a heavily modified, bright orange Lotus Esprit – a vehicle matching the description of the subjects’ signature transport – pull up to the bank entrance. Shortly after, Bodhi and Tyler, clad in tactical gear and utilizing a series of intricately choreographed maneuvers, infiltrated the building. The robbery itself lasted less than seven minutes. According to initial reports, the duo utilized a combination of parkour, free running, and synchronized swimming techniques to navigate the bank’s interior, bypassing security systems and vault protection with apparent ease.

“It was… unbelievable,” stated local security guard, Dale Henderson, who was on duty at the time. “They moved like ghosts. One minute they were scaling the wall, the next they were floating across the lobby. I honestly thought I was seeing things.”

Law enforcement officials are currently pursuing leads indicating the stolen funds are intended to be used to fund a series of extreme sports competitions across the Southwest. Authorities believe this operation is part of a larger, ongoing effort to generate publicity and raise funds for the subjects’ activities.

“They’re not just thieves; they’re performance artists, I’ll give them that,” commented Sheriff Brody, speaking at a press conference this afternoon. “But their methods are reckless and dangerous, and we will bring them to justice.”

The Lotus Esprit, heavily damaged in a hasty escape attempt involving a precision jump from a nearby mesa, remains under investigation. Authorities are appealing to the public for any information regarding the vehicle’s whereabouts or any related sightings. The FBI has joined the investigation, citing the unique nature of the robbery and the subjects’ known history of illegal activities.