Miami, FL – Authorities are currently investigating an unusual incident that occurred earlier this evening off the coast of South Beach, involving renowned male gigolo Deuce Bigalow and a prominent socialite, the Duchess of Montrose. Initial reports suggest a highly choreographed, albeit slightly chaotic, underwater tango culminated in a brief rescue operation by Bigalow and his associates.

The incident began shortly after 8:00 PM, when the Duchess, identified as Lady Seraphina Montrose, was observed entering the water near the Shore Club, reportedly for a private photoshoot. Witnesses claim Bigalow, who was scheduled to provide “aesthetic enhancement services” for the Duchess, unexpectedly initiated a synchronized aquatic performance. According to several onlookers, the dance involved intricate movements, synchronized spins, and a considerable amount of water.

“It was… intense,” recounted local bartender, Miguel Alvarez. “One minute she was smiling, the next she was being pulled under. Deuce was just… going for it. Like he always does, really. He’s got a certain… dedication.”

The Duchess, apparently experiencing a momentary lapse in buoyancy, found herself struggling to surface. Bigalow, utilizing his signature “Bigalow Technique,” swiftly maneuvered into the water and provided assistance, expertly guiding her back to the surface. His team, including his assistant, “The Technician,” and a specialist in “aesthetic stabilization,” were on hand to assist with the recovery.

“It’s all about maintaining the illusion,” Bigalow stated in a brief press conference following the event. “The Duchess needed a dramatic element. A little… surprise. A touch of the unexpected. It’s a crucial part of the package.”

Authorities are currently reviewing security footage and interviewing witnesses to determine if any protocols were violated. The Coast Guard confirmed they responded to the scene, primarily to ensure the safety of all involved. The Duchess was reportedly unharmed, though she required a thorough post-exposure evaluation.

The incident raises questions about the increasingly elaborate and unorthodox methods employed by Mr. Bigalow and his organization. Further investigation is ongoing.