Cedar Grove, NJ – A seemingly straightforward cross-state delivery mission for the “Drive-Away Dolls” operation took a dramatic and decidedly musical detour last night, as accomplice Mariana unexpectedly launched into a spontaneous karaoke performance during a roadside stop. The incident, which occurred just outside Cedar Grove, New Jersey, has already thrown a wrench into the team’s meticulously planned schedule and raised questions about the stability of the operation’s core.

According to multiple sources, the group – consisting of Mariana, Ben, and the unnamed “Driver” – were refueling at a small, independently-owned gas station on Route 17. The Driver, known only as “The Driver,” a stoic and largely silent figure, reportedly requested a specific brand of energy drink. As the transaction was underway, Mariana, a known enthusiast of 80s power ballads, reportedly seized the opportunity to belt out a surprisingly forceful rendition of “Total Eclipse of the Heart.”

“It just… happened,” a visibly shaken Ben recounted to investigators. “One minute we were arguing about the best route, the next she was screaming into a microphone. Honestly, it was terrifying and exhilarating all at once.” Witnesses at the gas station corroborated the account, describing a scene of bewildered customers and a surprisingly enthusiastic performance.

The immediate consequence of the impromptu concert has been a significant delay. The Driver, notoriously inflexible, reportedly declared the trip “compromised” and demanded an immediate change of course. Sources close to the operation indicate he’s currently considering rerouting through Pennsylvania, adding potentially several hours to the delivery time.

“He just stared at her for a solid minute after she finished,” said Sarah Miller, the gas station attendant. “Then he said, and I quote, ‘That was… suboptimal. We need to minimize distractions.’”

The situation raises concerns about the potential impact on the overall mission and the Driver’s temperament. Experts in criminal logistics suggest this incident could represent a significant breach of protocol and a potential catalyst for increased security measures. Whether this unexpected vocal outburst will derail the entire operation remains to be seen.